I have been interviewed by Lillie.
I will answer the questions in reverse order
so that they appear in the correct order.
Lillie's Second Question:
You seem a man of leisure, with abundant time for wine, women, poetry and acerbic comments. How are you able to financially support such an exotic lifestyle?
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I'm a kept man. To the tune of 'Jimmy Crack Corn'
When I was young I set my eyes
On a master who was on the rise
And hitched my wagon to his star
Now I’m never short of Pinot Noir.
Chorus
I’m a kept man, and I don’t care.
I’m a kept man, and I don’t care.
I’m a kept man, and I don’t care.
I’ve never paid my way.
I would go with my master abroad;
While he was seeking his reward
I would write poetry in the bar
With a fine glass of Pinot Noir
Chorus
Very little my master forbids
I even fathered all his kids
For that there was no feather or tar
He blamed it on the Pinot Noir
Chorus
My master is so kind and giving
This is the best way of making a living,
It’s wondrous that its lasted this far
I toast the heavens with my Pinot Noir.
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© J Cosmo Newbery
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haha, I don't know, sounds a bit like being a pampered pooch......toss me another treat.....er, glass of wine.
ReplyDeleteTerrific set of interview replies, but I like this one particularly because I can sing it.
ReplyDeleteI sang along with that one!
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