Sunday, May 06, 2012

CCXCIX - Deeply Tanned

.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.

Deeply Tanned

A guy with a very deep tan
Was grabbed by a group from the klan;
To avoid their foul means
He dropped down his jeans
And showed them the colour he began.


A girl with a very deep tan
Had sex with a deeply tanned man.
Far out on the ocean,
Their Brownian motion,
Sadly sank their catamaran.

© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery

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  1. Yes, you did it again;
    you have a way with the pen,
    write limericks as only you can!

  2. Thanks so much for participating in this week's Limerick-Off with your fun pair of limericks!

  3. You certainly have a gift with limericks. Speaking of tanning, did you see the woman addicted to tanning who was fined for taking her daughter (aged 10 I think or younger) into a tanning salon where she received 3rd degree burns? She looked like the neighbour in Something About Mary. xx


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