Sunday, November 11, 2012

CDII - A Frequent Treat

Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.

A woman would frequently treat
A sailor to sex in the street.
So popular the sport,
When the fleet was in port,
She found she was worked off her feet.


A postscript joke for the astonomers out there:

Her body, a heavenly delight,
In a dress, too short and too tight.
She was called a White Dwarf
By the crew on the wharf:
Very hot but not very bright.

© J Cosmo Newbery 2012

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  1. Loved it ... both are spicy ;-)

  2. Love your limerick for Mad Kane...just the right amount of wit and raunch.

  3. She was only the Admiral's daughter...but her port was always full of seamen?

  4. Wow her post was man-ed haha

  5. Loud smiles - not least at the seamen educated in astronony. As indeed they all used to be, when steering was done by the stars. Thank you.

  6. A woman would frequently treat
    The whole population of Crete
    But when the food ran out
    She was left with no clout
    And she had to take a back seat

    Her dilemma became a blight
    And she took off in fright
    As the crowds shouted “Take orf!”
    Into a dwarf she did morph
    And soon she was out of sight

  7. Oh, you naughty boy! ;-)

  8. Your limericks are always a delight to read :-)

  9. Love it...

    I'd say to the first limerick and the accompanying picture: perhaps she needs more comfortable shoes. (LOL)

  10. I'm married to a sailor...mmh!
    This was great and thanks for the chuckle~
    I so needed it ;D

  11. OMG, this is so hilarious! Brilliantly funny.


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