Monday, July 02, 2012

CCCXXIV - Multi 'Tudes


Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.

A moody young woman with ‘tude
Went out on a yacht that was crewed
By six randy guys
Who opened her eyes
To the pleasures of being pursued.

A moody young woman with ‘tude
Felt she was ready for a brood.
She preferred the refined,
But attracted the wrong kind,
So, in the end, she only got screwed.
 
A moody young woman with ‘tude
Refused to be seen in the nude.
On the night of her wedding,
When it came to the bedding,
The lights were discretely subdued.

A moody young woman with ‘tude
Requested her buttock tattooed
With advice to her ex,
And all of his sex:
I’d tell you but it’s really too crude.
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© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery
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14 comments:

  1. Aw, come on...tell us about the tattoo.....

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  2. Warning: Dudes who intrude will be sued?

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  3. OzTones: It might have said that. it didn't but it might have.

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  4. How about "abandon hope all ye who enter?"

    Really liked the third one.

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  5. These moody young women live interesting lives! :)

    Can't pick a favorite - they were all so good, J Cosmo.

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  6. Fjay: Good thought, but no.

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  7. Brilliant! Six randy guys?! Oh, how lucky! : D

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  8. What about "Wrong way, go back!"?

    Or "No admission to the site with out a union ticket"?

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  9. Or "Protective clothing must be worn"?

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  10. This post is missing an image of the offending tattoo. xx

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  11. Hannah: You are a worry!

    Sancho: I already knew you were a worry.

    Hotly Spiced: I didn't think you'd notice! I went for the far more safer ocean option.

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  12. hahahaha .... Like the last one best - especially all the speculation as to what the tattoo might have said. Reminds me of a certain red-haired poetess when she wrote:

    "Please caution the next fellow
    (the one that's behind you)
    patiently waiting in line."

    xxx

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