Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
A moody young woman with ‘tude
Went out on a yacht that was crewed
By six randy guys
Who opened her eyes
To the pleasures of being pursued.
A moody young woman with ‘tude
Felt she was ready for a brood.
She preferred the refined,
But attracted the wrong kind,
So, in the end, she only got screwed.
A moody young woman with ‘tude
Refused to be seen in the nude.
On the night of her wedding,
When it came to the bedding,
The lights were discretely subdued.
A moody young woman with ‘tude
Requested her buttock tattooed
With advice to her ex,
And all of his sex:
I’d tell you but it’s really too crude.
Went out on a yacht that was crewed
By six randy guys
Who opened her eyes
To the pleasures of being pursued.
A moody young woman with ‘tude
Felt she was ready for a brood.
She preferred the refined,
But attracted the wrong kind,
So, in the end, she only got screwed.
A moody young woman with ‘tude
Refused to be seen in the nude.
On the night of her wedding,
When it came to the bedding,
The lights were discretely subdued.
A moody young woman with ‘tude
Requested her buttock tattooed
With advice to her ex,
And all of his sex:
I’d tell you but it’s really too crude.
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© 2012 J Cosmo Newbery
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Aw, come on...tell us about the tattoo.....
ReplyDeleteWarning: Dudes who intrude will be sued?
ReplyDeleteOzTones: It might have said that. it didn't but it might have.
ReplyDeleteHow about "abandon hope all ye who enter?"
ReplyDeleteReally liked the third one.
These moody young women live interesting lives! :)
ReplyDeleteCan't pick a favorite - they were all so good, J Cosmo.
These are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteFjay: Good thought, but no.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! Six randy guys?! Oh, how lucky! : D
ReplyDeleteWhat about "Wrong way, go back!"?
ReplyDeleteOr "No admission to the site with out a union ticket"?
Or "Protective clothing must be worn"?
ReplyDeleteThis post is missing an image of the offending tattoo. xx
ReplyDeleteHannah: You are a worry!
ReplyDeleteSancho: I already knew you were a worry.
Hotly Spiced: I didn't think you'd notice! I went for the far more safer ocean option.
hahahaha .... Like the last one best - especially all the speculation as to what the tattoo might have said. Reminds me of a certain red-haired poetess when she wrote:
ReplyDelete"Please caution the next fellow
(the one that's behind you)
patiently waiting in line."
xxx
So funny.
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