The above picture, or an unfiddled version of it, is from Lola's Loves
A woman with a lovely round pair
Lamented that men would just stare
At her mammary swellin’s
And ignore the sweet melons
She had brought to the Farmer’s Fair.
A woman with a lovely round pair
Would drive the young men to despair
By displaying her clutch
But forbidding them to touch;
A tactic they considered unfair.
A girl who was a hit with the guys,
Had melons of a wonderful size.
“The queue of male friends
Goes on and never ends
But none of them look at my eyes”.
A harlot used melons to tease,
Offering the men a free squeeze.
With their interest ascending
She offered happy endings
But for that she charged higher fees.
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© 2012 J Cosmo Newbery
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Ha ha! So witty.
ReplyDeleteI would guess those are fairly juicy melons!
ReplyDeleteLOLOL .... I needed a good laugh at the end of my day. These are pure heaven! Thanks, Cosmo
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So are we talking the Higgs Bosom here? I mean, there is significant mass.
ReplyDelete@Sancho: LMAO......!!!
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