Sunday, August 05, 2012

CCCLVI - Homeopathic Farming


Bought some yoghurt today.  Organic.  Broke my heart but
it was the only one that was full fat and pot set.
The label, amongst other things, declared:
"Cows requiring treatment receive vitamins, herbs and homeopathic remedies."
Oh wow!  Hunger is a medical condition, so...
 

Homeopathic Farming

The global food shortage is past!
Homeopathy has saved us, at last!
Pass ‘round the word:
We can feed the entire herd
On a drop of infinitely diluted grass.
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© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery
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5 comments:

  1. hahahaha.....my half-sister is big on homeopathy....though I've yet to see it cure what ails her ....

    xxx

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  2. Have you been told today that you are a cynical and twisted individual? Which is utterly charming.

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  3. Elephant's Child: Yeah, that's a fair description!

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  4. Nothing wrong with organic! Homeopathy on the other hand.....

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