Mad Kane
has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
A fellow was very obsessed,
With women, and how they got dressed.
They handed him in, though,
When caught at their window;
Charges, I’m told, will be pressed.
With women, and how they got dressed.
They handed him in, though,
When caught at their window;
Charges, I’m told, will be pressed.
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© 2012 J Cosmo Newbery
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Anyone caught with face PRESSED to window should have charges PRESSED!
ReplyDeletePoor woman didn't need an audience when she got DRESSED.
Poor fellow..or woman I should say!! :D
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Loud smiles. I assume his name was Tom.
ReplyDeleteMmmmmm .... nice image. I really like it when rhymes are not exact such as in, though and window !!
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Once again I am im-pressed by your facility with the language.
ReplyDeleteWell done, J.C.
Hmmm, sounds like stalker behaviour!
ReplyDeleteNice rhyming:)
Not autobiographical, I promise!
ReplyDeleteJ...you just answered my question....autobiographical? Also, I turned off word verification just for you!
ReplyDeleteDan
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
And that caused him to be distressed
ReplyDeleteNot one of us would have guessed
Because we all thought he her beau
I think she did it all for show
Poor guy, he must be so depressed
I found this really funny ~ Nice limerick ~
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