Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
A fellow was peeved at his mate
When she said that he wasn’t so great.
While the harsh truth annoyed,
It was the method employed:
He found out in a Facebook update.
A woman was peeved at her mate
Who thought that foreplay negates
The masculine control
Of the ultimate goal,
And went at it like a bull at a gate.
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© 2012 J Cosmo Newbery
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Loud smiles here. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteI specially liked the 2nd stanza ... humorous :-)
ReplyDeleteGreat limericks, saw em first on Mad Kane
ReplyDeleteExercising my poetic license...once again I can't help myself! Please forgive me! Pretty pleeeeeeze!
ReplyDelete"The trouble was neither his method nor his gait
That caused her to so fervently berate
Her Facebook words he had misread
It was when he left her bed with words unsaid
That his actions upon her ego did grate"
I love reading your witty words, and I have shared with my Facebook friends!!!
ReplyDeleteHa..ha...That first one is really good ~ And oh my on the second one ~ Smiles ~
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks for your fun contributions to my Limerick-Offs!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Especially that first one.
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