Monday, April 09, 2012

CCXCII - Brain Snap

Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
I had two slants on it: 
 A fellow was starting to snap
The back of a lady’s bra-strap
When the bra-owner said:
“Touch that and you’re dead
And a law suit will land in your lap”.


A woman was starting to snap
As she sat in the car with her chap.
“Now, the point has been crossed,
Just admit that you’re lost
And take time to look at a map.”


© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery
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  1. LOL! Thanks for your fun contributions to this week's Limerick-Off!

  2. Oh wow I love that last one. True, true, true! Thanks.

  3. You definitely are gifted with limerick writing! Yours always 'snap.'

  4. That second one is so true! What is it about men and maps?

  5. These are so true! They made me smile thanks :)

  6. A real shame that the gentleman didn't have a better outcome with the bra strap. It would have made the end of the verse so much more interesting!

  7. I love what Daniel Jones said! You are so clever at limericks. It really isn't my gift. xx

  8. #2
    makes me stew--
    it is so true!

  9. These were really funny. Enjoyed them so much. You have a real talent for this.


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