Monday, April 23, 2012

CCXCV - The Quest

.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.

A woman was off on a quest
For a man who, at her behest,
Would dentally undress her
Sensually caress her,’ll have to imagine the rest.


A fellow was off on a quest
To find a young lady, undressed.
As his opening line
Was “Your place or mine?”
The ladies were far from impressed.


© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery

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  1. I hear more truth in the second, but find the first more amusing. Thanks for both.

  2. Hilarious - as always.

  3. Hahahhahahaaaaaaaa! The first made me snort my cereal milk. Not a pretty sight. Thanks for the giggles!


  4. For once I'm grateful for an active imagination. ..

  5. well you had me at the graphic...smiles....haha...yeah i dont think that line does much to impress you know...and i think she wont have too hard of a time...

  6. Well, it beats the one about the guy from Nantucket.

    I'm guessing that if you had dentures, you can use your teeth and your hands simultaneously.

  7. I too remember Nantucket. Leave it to Cosmos. His witticism works wonders. Thanks for sharing!



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