Sunday, June 24, 2012

CCCXIX - Stealth Bomber

Mad Kane was lamenting the birdly habit of defacing cars, particularly red ones. 
To my mind, the convertibles are the ones at most risk.

The Stealth Bomber

Birds have a mischievous streak,
And perhaps a desire to critique:
They deposit, on a convertible,
Their bowel contents, squirtable,
Then fly off with a smirk on their beak. 

See also The Gotcha Bird


© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery
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  1. AnonymousJune 24, 2012

    What a witty poem! (And so true...)

  2. i like the title: stealth bombers!


    ps is there ANY subject you won't or can't write a poem about ??? just asking ...

  3. Very cute and funny and clever. (and the truth). Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment. It's very much appreciated!! (and I love your blog name, btw).

  4. RDG: No, probably not. Someone asked me that once before and I chose a random subject - plugholes - to good effect. Have written about paperclips too.

    Annette: Thank you.


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