Monday, October 29, 2012

CCCXCVI - Spherically Impeded

Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
The actual first line given was "A man who was rather a nut…"
but, working with the rule that the sentence may be altered
as long as the rhyming word must remain unchanged, I came up with this:

A fellow with only one nut
Made movies (plain wrapped and uncut).
The reason he succeeded
While spherically impeded
Was he had the most beautiful butt.

© J Cosmo Newbery 2012

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  1. Ha......indeed he does!! (Smiles)

  2. Well let's hope he has eyes in the back of his head if he lives near Oxford st:)

  3. Very funny! And nice butt.

  4. That is a truly callipygous behind. And a brilliant limerick. Thank you for both.


  5. A fellow with only one nut
    Was a little tired of all the smut
    His wedding night he did dread
    Tis okay his blushing bride said
    You my love I shall not rebut

    1. I couldn't help myself, keep opening the gate, and I just have to go through it! ;)

  6. LOL! Thanks so much for your fun contribution to last week's Limerick-Off!


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