Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the first line rhyme word,
The rest is up to us:
A wallpapering woman spilled paste
That trickled down south of her waist.
She explained to the guys
That while sex was unwise
She was stuck up rather than chaste.
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The tassels were held on with paste
So her nipples were nicely encased.
But the erotic effect
Had a practical defect
As her breasts drooped down to her waist.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2014
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At your age you are lucky anyone skypes with you topless.
ReplyDeleteJust one would be nice... ;'''-(
DeleteThat first one made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeletepaste is a waste when encased round her waist ~
ReplyDeleteSmiles at both - and thank you.
ReplyDeleteUugh! Paste. Just the thought turns my stomach.
ReplyDeleteMore of a salmon and berries sort of bear?
DeleteThanks for the smiles. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is such a beautiful poem. I was moved to tears by the intense emotion and your love of the female body. Your brilliance and exciting rhetoric never fail to astound me like a waterfall gushing over the rocks into the rapids of your impressive and erudite intellect.
ReplyDeleteMother? Is that you?
DeleteNo dear, that's my neighbour Merle. She loves your writing and spiritual approach...would like you to come over and do a laying on of the hands for her. Namaste.
DeleteDid you let her on your computer? Mother! I'm shocked!
DeleteThere was a nice neighbour called Merle
DeleteWho appeared a demure kind of girl
But while aware of the bans
Of the laying of hands -
She was happy to give it a whirl.
You next door neighbour Mabel
ReplyDeletehas been spying on you
at your kitchen table
she said you have no manners
eat chicken with your spanners
pick lint out of your navel
she thinks you're a little unstable
Yeah. That's about right. I never wash the spanners, of course.
DeleteI don't care about spanners
DeleteI wear black stockings with ladders
I see you're in a bit of a muddle
we'll sort it with a sweet little cuddle
watch out for that harridan Mabel
she's expensive and is into labels
There are those who think it disgusting
Delete(Not the chook, it's stuffed until busting)
By using your tools
You break etiquette rules
But the fat stops the spanners from rusting.
The lady wore stockings with a ladder.
DeleteThe image just made him go madder.
A cuddle was appealing,
The stockings were revealing,
So he climbed up the ladder and had her.