Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, this week it is “pad”.
The rest is up to us.
Erectile Dysfunction
They thought that the Rajah was mad
For building a solid gold pad.
This golden emporium
And fornicatorium
Used all of the money they had.
The place was built to rehearse
Karma Sutra, chapter and verse,
But the exertion required
Meant that the Rajah expired:
Premature ejaculation,
Only worse.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2015
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I am thinking that this is being the Rajah's happy dispatch to the afterlife that is being his finest moment, in the sweet caresses of his concubines, is it not being so?
ReplyDeleteSo he went before he came?
ReplyDeleteHa. to bad for the Rajah and his people, money wasted on his bad performance.
ReplyDeleteAll are made for him but sadly he faltered at the wrong moment! Whew! Well penned Cosmo!
ReplyDeleteHank
Looks like he couldn't handle all that was before him! Beautifully executed :)
ReplyDeletei never did understand premature ejaculation. what's that mean? that if it comes 'too soon' then there is a diminished value? what is it based on? either too soon or on time or too late, there's still pleasure involved, no? or am i being selfish?
ReplyDeleteplease someone 'esplen' to me
oh, good piece though
It's a bit of a play on the premature exit of the poor Rajah. Sorry to confuse you.
DeleteDon't explain your jokes, Cos.
DeleteHaha! Fornicatorium!
ReplyDeleteA sad tale.
ReplyDeleteLOL. I love 'fornicatorium'.
ReplyDeleteLOL witty witty
ReplyDeletemuch love...
Sometimes, as mother said, the eyes are bigger than the stomach.
ReplyDeletemwahahaha! Well penned :D
ReplyDeleteCheeky and terribly clever. Fornicatiorium...So unexpected and so spot on!
ReplyDeleteHaha. Fun read! "Fornicatorium"! :-D
ReplyDeleteI'm very glad to know I'm not the only one roaring at "Fornicatorium". Brilliant! and hysterical. :-D
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHA! Poor Raja.
ReplyDeleteThis is downright comical.....love it :-)
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