797-799 - Whores Day Trilogy, 2015.

Whores Day, July 2nd.

Whimsical reflections.  

There’s nothing to be sombre about.

Three Word Wednesday requires participants

to use the three words of the week in a composition.

The words this week were: obedient, somber (sic), and raspy.

797 – Pasta Puttanesca

“Harlot’s Spaghetti”

Some sauces require expertise

But puttanesca is really a breeze.

It’s easy to see 

The whore’s pedigree:

Easy to make and so quick to please.

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798 – Sexual Dragons

Curiously today’s Word of the Day 

at Dictionary.com was “Dragoman”.  

But, no, I wont translate.

Do other animals also have whores,

Females who run sweaty stores?

And how do they arrange

Their rates of exchange?

Something that Google ignores.

What of the raspy dragons we find

In books of the mythical kind?

When dragons are scarce

Can whores flog their wares

Or are the he-dragons not so inclined?

And the question that continues to vex

Is can a dragon really have sex?

Do they have genitalia?

Is there a gender femalia?

The books are coy in these respects.

It’s hard to imagine

As the beasts are not slim;

Sex needs planning,

Not an action of whim.

And at the climatic high

Does the she-dragon cry:

“Oh,  Brothers Grimm! Brothers Grimm! Brothers Grimm!”

And can dragons be experimental?

Are they rough or sometimes even gentle?

Though a blowjob could earn

A third degree burn

In a nether region that’s quite sentimental.

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799 – The Lady in the Red Coat.

A scarlet woman

Was the term once used

For a woman who,

Shall we say,

Was often used.

Dressed in red

Often with leather boots

They stood to the side

Both in view

And in the shadows.

“The Redcoat are coming”

Paul Revere got it quite wrong.

(Or so I’ve heard.)

They seldom do.

Just their clients, it’s said.

But that’s what they paid for.

The oldest profession

According to who?

Or to whom.

Purity in language

If nothing else.

They have been around,

In both senses,

For quite some time.

More compliant

Than obedient.

Money for jam.

A receptacle

Of convenience.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2015

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