844 - The Creche

Three Word Wednesday requires participants

to use the three words of the week in a composition.

The words this week are: eager, frenzy, and guzzle.

The Creche

Women enjoy the frenzy

Of bargain hunting in the mall;

Men as a rule are less impressed,

If they come along at all.

They’d prefer to sit and guzzle beer

And talk of any sport with a ball.

If you take a man out shopping

They make a grumpy noise.

This brings us to a most clever

Of all the marketing ploys:

A crèche designed to entertain

These sooky, sooky boys.

The barmaids are all topless,

The beer is cold and fresh

The patrons say that they are thirsty

But clearly enjoy the flesh.

The wives can all go shopping

And put the husbands in this crèche.

It serves a useful purpose,

And keeps husbands in one place;

Not only are the women able

To wander at their pace

The men were eager to come along,

Which is rarely commonplace.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016

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