847 - Quite Frank

Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.

She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.

This week the word is ‘frank’.

Quite Frank

There was a young fellow named Frank

Whose hair was both matted and lank.

Those who ventured too near him 

Were driven to shear him,

As, to put it politely, it stank.

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A woman who liked a good spank

Was ugly, to be brutally frank,

But the curve of her bum

Was appealing to some

And she improved, the more that they drank.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016

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