Sunday, July 10, 2016

875 - Oh Gold! Oh Gold! Oh...oh...oh!


The Australian Government is providing 
Zika-proof condoms to our Olympic athletes.

It seemed the stuff of limericks.


Oh My Gold! Oh My Gold! Oh...Oh...Oh!

The Olympics will shortly begin,
With a latex protective skin.
It’s a Zika protection
For the sporting erection—
The neatest correct entry will win.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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14 comments:

  1. LeeJuly 10, 2016

    I hope this is an individual medley and not a team event.

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  2. Elephant's ChildJuly 11, 2016

    Mind boggling.

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  3. Dr. Vandana SharmaJuly 12, 2016

    hahahaha!!! good one!!

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  4. MarianJuly 12, 2016

    Guffaw!!!

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  5. Steve KingJuly 12, 2016

    Laughing! Safe athletics.

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  6. brudbergJuly 12, 2016

    Ha... yes I have heard about secondary infection... but i guess you cannot protect yourself from mosquitoes unless the condom is very big.

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  7. Stacie EirichJuly 13, 2016

    Oh my!! Thanks for the laugh. I'm at a loss for any other words! Thanks for sharing.

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  8. Kerry O'ConnorJuly 13, 2016

    This is an instant classic!

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  9. LessandraJuly 13, 2016

    What a riot! So funny! I love limericks.

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  10. Sherry Blue SkyJuly 13, 2016

    The sporting erection, LOL.

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  11. Rosemary Nissen-WadeJuly 13, 2016

    Ha ha, good one!

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  12. DulceJuly 13, 2016

    Nice & funny
    (don't forget to put it on before the runs...)

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  13. MargaretJuly 14, 2016

    Ha.

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  14. Susie ClevengerJuly 15, 2016

    I had to laugh..Love it

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