Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.
This week the word is ‘lean’.
Lean Cuisine
A man who had developed a lean,
Put the blame on a lousy cuisine.
But his breakfast was fine,
And his dinner, benign—
It was all of the drinks in between.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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I'm shocked! A clean limerick! Are you not well?
ReplyDeleteThis made me cackle.
DeleteHe has come down with a dose of Victorian gloom. Send him some of Flo's pumpkin scones!
DeleteWith lots of butter, please.
DeleteOh, yes!
ReplyDeletePerhaps he should have another
ReplyDeletebefore he goes home to his mother
:)
ReplyDeleteI heard similar excuses from my mother.
LOL... limericks are fun!!
ReplyDelete:-D
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha, good one!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fantastic hoot! I'm grinning like a lunatic. And nodding in the wildest of ways. ;-D
ReplyDeletelimericks never fail to amuse me, well done here too
ReplyDeleteYou are always good for a laugh J. Cosmo.
ReplyDeletethat's funny
ReplyDeleteThis is delightful :D
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteYou are ever so droll today!
haha - I am still laughing this was delightful and I needed a good laugh. Thanks for the smile :)
ReplyDeleteBeen long since I read a limerick. :-D This one got a chuckle, that turned into a laugh. :D thank u, JCN.
ReplyDeleteThis was fun, but the best is Lee's comment. Hee hee.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAdorable.
ReplyDeleteHa. Yes, those drinks will do it.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed this!
He would have to exercise better control on his drinking and not eating habits. limericks with humor is great!
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Hank
Delightful!
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