Mad Kane poses a regular limerick challenge.
The key word this week is ‘ice’.
Don't Make Me Cross!
A fellow with nerves of pure ice,
Was asked by his wife for advice.
His reply was that
“Of course it looks fat”;
His death, while quick, was not nice.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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More nerve than brain...
ReplyDeleteha ha :D
ReplyDeleteVery well written
LOL ��
ReplyDelete:D :D
ReplyDeletethat made me smile even though a murder took place!
ReplyDeleteWe will take due care ;)
ReplyDeleteChuckles!!
ReplyDeleteHe asked for it! Classic limericks, Cosmo, with the expected humor thrown in!
ReplyDeleteHank
haha - thanks for the laugh
ReplyDeleteHa, I would have guessed that the end would be slow and endless.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Love the poem - and especially love Bjorn's comment.
ReplyDeleteJustifiable homicide.
ReplyDeleteBetter to be kept alive...hen pecked and nagged at daily when death as an option would be a merciful release:)
DeleteSee Prometheus ...those Greeks were very smart !
A fellow with nerves of pure ice,
DeleteWas asked by his wife for advice.
His reply was that
“Of course it looks fat”;
He was then hen pecked and nagged at daily when death as an option would be a merciful release and quite nice.
Need to work on the syllable count.
Thanks sooo much for this. I needed a laugh that made my tummy laugh with me. Just awesome!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what it means but i chuckled and said to myself, "oh look, another note on the serviette". haha :-0
ReplyDeleteThe Price of Ice (limerick)
ReplyDeleteNow she was the one who would use it
And he was the one who would lose it
If he knew the price
Of that piece of ice
He wouldn’t have let the girl choose it
LOL. It's surprising how many men don't understand how dangerous that is.
ReplyDeleteHe was such a slow learner!
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