Mad Kane poses a regular limerick challenge.
The key word this week is ‘stare’.
Peeping Tom
When Godiva paraded, all bare,
The townsfolk agreed not to stare.
But the temptation was steep
And young Tom took a peep
But swore he just looked at her hair.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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tom is a nice little boy
ReplyDeletepolite curious and coy
he took a quick peep
his heart went beep beep
in shock he returned to his toys
Showing Off Her Wares (limerick)
ReplyDeleteAmazed the men drooled as they’d stare
As she proudly showed off her pair*
And if you like these
Please feel free to squeeze
They grow in the trees over there
*Did I say pair? I meant pear.
But what hair where?
ReplyDeleteBefore his mum could give him a scold
ReplyDeleteHe said as he broke free of her hold:
“The story's unfounded.
Yes, her breasts are well rounded—
It's only from what I have been told.”