Mad Kane poses a regular limerick challenge.
The key word this week is ‘ride’.
Careful Driving
A less than demure young bride,
Took care when going for a ride.
The bumps on the road
Could dislodge her load:
Spectacular but not dignified.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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Actually I think it is a prom sort of affair, not a wedding.
ReplyDeleteI suspect that a hiccup would discharge the load. Her living bra is deceased.
ReplyDeleteWife took me on Ferris Wheel ride
ReplyDeleteMy terror was real hard to hide
Long till I forget
What stomachs omit
Till wife let me sit on inside
You must get the rhythm right, Martin:
ReplyDeleteA succession of boys then applied
To take the young girl for a ride.
She permitted their requests
To snuggle in her breasts
But six of them drowned when they tried.
Poor girl. Talk about an accident, waiting to happen.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. I have clearly lived too long, what a wedding dress. Understatement not a big thing with her...lol.
ReplyDeleteThe bumps on the road .... oh my. I'm speechless - Can't stop laughing to think this is actually real - and sadly it is, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteWardrobe malfunction alert!
ReplyDeleteGUFFAW
ReplyDeleteOops I would say... but I guess she wanted to show her assets
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