Susan, at Stoney River has a micro-fiction challenge where you must
write a short story in 140 characters or less. I failed the challenge,
assuming that I must count spaces, but liked the result anyway.
The prompt was the picture, above.
Taken with Relish
A woman, who loved to preserve,
Was known for her lack of reserve.
She would swap some pickle
For a slap and a tickle;
And thought foreplay was just a hors d'oeuvre.
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© J Cosmo Newbery
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write a short story in 140 characters or less. I failed the challenge,
assuming that I must count spaces, but liked the result anyway.
The prompt was the picture, above.
Taken with Relish
A woman, who loved to preserve,
Was known for her lack of reserve.
She would swap some pickle
For a slap and a tickle;
And thought foreplay was just a hors d'oeuvre.
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© J Cosmo Newbery
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Oh fabulous poem - I love it! LOL
ReplyDeleteMine's up.
This is fantastic as always!! :)
ReplyDeleteHow do u do it!! :)
She'll be lucky if her husband doesn't can her. You frisky rogue, tried Twitter yet? (Brevity being the soul of wit and all that...)
ReplyDeletelol! You certainly make the best use out of a 140 characters - spaces included!
ReplyDeleteA poet and a comedian. Very clever.
ReplyDeletePerfect!
ReplyDelete*searches Blog Page for "Follow" button and clicks* Don't mind if I do!
OMG, this was hilarius!
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite this week.
So clever.
LOL! Oh, YES!! What hoot! Definitely a favorite this week! Have a great week!
ReplyDeleteSylvia
You would have made it in 140 if the French didn't have such ridiculous spelling for finger food!
ReplyDeleteGreat poem though!
Saucy Humour at last so is mine if you know how to read it. Nudge, nudge. My Twitter Story
ReplyDeleteOh, that was quiet amusing.;)
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments on FC, made me smile.;)
xo
"a slap and a tickle"...oh yeah!
ReplyDeleteROFL! The unseen lives of the common homemaker. :)
ReplyDeleteObvious likes the spicy side of life!
ReplyDeletea woman who knows what she wants!
ReplyDeleteLOL, love this!
I never would have thought of a Limerick, Nicely done.
ReplyDeleteOh a saucy limerick...and on a Monday even. Standing ovation!
ReplyDeletefor some pickled ocra i might even slap her ..
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the most creative Microfictions I've seen, and one of my favorites. Well done!
ReplyDeletewow..such a pickle you're in...sorry got nothing, i thought i was seeing double :)
ReplyDeletewise and fun,
ReplyDeletewhat a talented poem for mm.
mine is up.
Absolutely priceless! Your's certainly takes first prize this week.
ReplyDeleteI've had some blog woes and am a day late. Far more than a dollar short. But that story won't fit into microfiction!
My MM:The Facts Of
First limerick mfm I've seen--and a brilliant one at that!!
ReplyDeleteOh my... very funny!
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