Monday, April 23, 2012

CCXCV - The Quest


.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
 

A woman was off on a quest
For a man who, at her behest,
Would dentally undress her
Sensually caress her,
And...you’ll have to imagine the rest.

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A fellow was off on a quest
To find a young lady, undressed.
As his opening line
Was “Your place or mine?”
The ladies were far from impressed.

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© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery
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7 comments:

  1. I hear more truth in the second, but find the first more amusing. Thanks for both.

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  2. Hilarious - as always.

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  3. Hahahhahahaaaaaaaa! The first made me snort my cereal milk. Not a pretty sight. Thanks for the giggles!

    xxx

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  4. For once I'm grateful for an active imagination. ..

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  5. well you had me at the graphic...smiles....haha...yeah i dont think that line does much to impress you know...and i think she wont have too hard of a time...

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  6. Well, it beats the one about the guy from Nantucket.

    I'm guessing that if you had dentures, you can use your teeth and your hands simultaneously.

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  7. I too remember Nantucket. Leave it to Cosmos. His witticism works wonders. Thanks for sharing!

    Hank

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