Friday, May 10, 2013

510 : Off the Table

After reading DIX – Off the Table, Rob Bear wondered
what would happen when the couple went home.

Here is the answer:

A man found his wife on the make
And was thrilled with the cash she’d take
But his happiness fled
When she complained in bed
Of having a splitting headache.

© J Cosmo Newbery 2013

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  1. I love the question.

  2. Some people are never satisfied...

  3. Rob BearMay 11, 2013

    "As the man said, after being tarred, feather, and ridden out of town on a rail, he appreciated the honour but would have preferred to skip the indignity. Or something like that."


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