Friday, April 22, 2016

858 - A Seal of (Dis)Approval

Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.
This week the word is ‘seal’.

Be warned: limericks are meant to be a bit naughty.

A old harlot who used oatmeal 
Said it helped her clients a great deal:
“They enjoy the effects
During vigorous sex
As they get a much better seal”.

A mermaid let out a big squeal
When waking, post party, with a seal.
Said the seal “Never fret,
We just had a light pet—
The real damage was done by the eel.”
© J Cosmo Newbery 2016

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  1. Hahahahahaha! I love them! Thanks for the laughs...well done...for making me laugh and for the cleverness of your witty limericks. :)

  2. You'll be in the clag again if you are not careful.


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