This Little Piggie.
Ode to a former boss
who was, shall we say, let go.
Ode to a former boss
who was, shall we say, let go.
I said goodbye, Daryl,
Well, goodbye, Daryl
It's so nice to see you get your lot
You're far too big, Daryl
You’re just a pig, Daryl
You're soon forgotten
You're pretty rotten
You're a misbegotten twat.
I love that you’re disappearin’
And the staff’s all cheerin’
As you waddle out the door just one last time
So take your bum, fella
Your leadership was pretty dumb, fella
Daryl never come this way again
[repeat]
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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Sadly familiar.
ReplyDeleteWell, that was that.
ReplyDeleteA little bird told me who he is. I gather that you dont miss him?
ReplyDeleteGood riddance!! Hope the new one's better.
ReplyDeleteThree cheers! Celebrate! Things must be looking up now. Yay!
ReplyDeleteI can't stop giggling at the phrase "misbegotten twat".
ReplyDeleteHe deserved what's coming!
ReplyDeleteHank
Well we all deserve better :)
ReplyDeleteThe "Darryl"s are a sad rite of passage, we must endure, throughout our working lives. Just hope this is your first and last experience, with this rite.
ReplyDeleteMisbegotten Twat! Now that's a Band Name! Great poem.
ReplyDeleteAll animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. (George Orwell)
ReplyDeleteI had the tune to Hello Dolly running round my head after the opening lines.Misbegotten twat is superb.
ReplyDeleteThat's telling him!
ReplyDeleteYippee!
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