Mad Kane poses a regular limerick challenge.
The key word this week is ‘here’.
No longer here.
A man who desired a cold beer
Yelled “Wife! Quick! Bring it here!”
In the subsequent trial,
Said the judge, with a smile,
“Justifiable homicide, loud and clear!”
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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Dangerous territory to tread! He who dares obviously has no care!
ReplyDeleteAn enlightened judge? Wonders will never cease. Unless of course said judge was also a wife.
ReplyDeleteHere’s something that I never knew
ReplyDeleteThat I had a Chinese name too
I found it all out
As I turned about
When somebody shouted Hae Yu