Details? You want details?
Husband:
What's for dinner?
Oh, by the way, Betty's had a baby.
Wife:
A baby!
Boy or girl?
What name did they give it?
How long was the labour?
How long was the baby?
How heavy was the baby?
Did she need painkillers?
Was it a Caesarian?
What hospital is she in?
What colour was the delivery room?
Was there music playing?
Husband:
Um...
Wife:
You didn't ask these questions?
Husband:
Um...
Betty's had a baby!
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Betty would be disappointed in me too. I would probably know whether she had a boy or a girl, and very little else.
ReplyDeleteYes please! - Was the baby born with a full head of hair, or was it a bald genius? Did Betty use aromatherapy as a pain relief? Was Betty singing lullabies between contractions? Was there a photographer there? Did they keep the placenta? Oh, and Is the baby’s first word going to be 'mum' or email🤣?
ReplyDeleteYep. Sails past the guy as unnecessary fluff.
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