628 : A woman whose morals were lax...

Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.

She provides the first line,

the rest is up to us.

Illustration provided by a
New South Welsh reader.

A woman whose morals were lax,

Despite some corrective firm smacks,

Dressed up in deep scarlet,

And lived as the harlots

Who spent all the night on their backs.

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A duck, whose bowels were quite lax,

Had severe diahorrea attacks.

He thought it unfair

That he missed Medicare

And had to be treated by quacks.

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A fellow was terribly lax

In filling and filing his tax.

But in the auditor’s pursuit

They missed all his loot

Buried in the garden, in sacks.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2013

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