She provides the first line,
The rest is up to us:
A fellow who’d frequently jest
Has sadly been laid to his rest.
They thought he was joking
When he said he was choking,
As a gag, it was one of his best.
◊◊◊
Godiva was speaking in jest
When she offered to horse-ride, undressed.
But when put on the spot,
She discarded the lot—
Those who peeked were clearly impressed.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2013
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very well done and it is amazing!
ReplyDeletepoor fellow....I hope they were laughing at his funeral.
ReplyDeletevery impressed...... :D
ReplyDeleteExcellent writing! I am glad to be here!
ReplyDeletebridging the past with the
future
so long as it wasn't under duress
ReplyDeletetight writes, delight
ReplyDeleteThat first one is priceless!
ReplyDeleteNice version of the boy who cried wolf. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteHa! SO witty! Especially loved the first!
ReplyDeleteThe first one made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteLove these...the first one really had me giggling!
ReplyDeleteMy money's on the first also, J.C.
ReplyDeletePoor choking fellow, they fell for his gag.
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hahahaaa .......!
ReplyDeletexxx
She lives! Calloo, callay, he chortled in his joy!
DeleteHaha- very funny- first one is my favorite, too :)
ReplyDeleteSuch fun! Love them both!
ReplyDeleteAnother two wonderful limericks. Well done!
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