Sunday, April 23, 2017

1010 - No longer here


Mad Kane poses a regular limerick challenge.
The key word this week is ‘here’.


No longer here.

A man who desired a cold beer
Yelled “Wife! Quick! Bring it here!”
In the subsequent trial,
Said the judge, with a smile,
“Justifiable homicide, loud and clear!”
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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3 comments:

  1. Dangerous territory to tread! He who dares obviously has no care!

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  2. An enlightened judge? Wonders will never cease. Unless of course said judge was also a wife.

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  3. Here’s something that I never knew
    That I had a Chinese name too
    I found it all out
    As I turned about
    When somebody shouted Hae Yu

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