Sunday, September 29, 2013

619 : A woman was trying to place...

Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line,
the rest is up to us.

A woman was trying to place
A flasher who’d been a disgrace.
But the guy was acquitted
When she finally admitted
She hadn’t really noticed his face.

A guy was awarded first place
For a stunning three-legged race
But the win was contested
When the others protested
That his partner couldn’t be traced.
© J Cosmo Newbery 2013

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  1. Putting his best feature forward was he?

  2. I was flashed once ... There wasn't much to notice, but it did startle me ..

  3. This is extra hilarious, especially the first one!

  4. Terrific! Thanks for the laughs. A great start to my week! :)

  5. Convent GirlSeptember 30, 2013

    LOL...Happened to me when I was on a bus at 16. I truly thought that the old guy had forgotten to do up his zipper, averted my gaze and never thought about it again until now.
    I know,tragic isn't it. Pervs were just wasted on me:)

  6. You are too funny, also erotic.

    Thanks for the laugh.


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