Sunday Scribblings had the prompt ‘pastry.
This is a bad prompt for me:
There are too many naughty connotations.
But I wasn’t about to let that stop me.
A woman who offered ‘a la carte’
Was viewed by the men as a tart.
While the term is not nice
They would still ‘have a slice’
Before the time came to depart.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2014
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Tame for you.
ReplyDeleteCan he be tamed?
DeleteI guess we can be grateful that you stayed away from rolypoly pudding and the proverbial bun-filled oven.
ReplyDeleteTruth in verse.
ReplyDeleteYou must have missed 'Carlotta' on TV the other night, otherwise gender issues may have been raised.
ReplyDeleteSaw the ad, missed the show. Um...not my cup of tea. Or slice of tart. I think.
DeleteReally delighted to hear that!
DeleteWell..if you're serving yourself up on a plate I suppose you mustn't complain!
ReplyDeleteSassy~
ReplyDeleteHave a heart; it's on the serving cart!
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