Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the first line,
The rest is up to us.
A fellow had bought a device
Intended for husking brown rice.
But he altered the setting
Then added some netting
And found the sensation quite nice.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2014
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Um...is there something that you (or the dog) want to tell us?
ReplyDeleteI don't suppose you have the plans for what he did to the husking machine?
ReplyDeleteListen Sancho, I know it's you, don't pretend to be anonymous. No there are no plans. It's a limerick. It's supposed to tickle your imagination.
DeleteTickled or not, the dog seems to have a good imagination.
DeleteLOL! Nicely done!
ReplyDeleteMy imagination is certainly tickled.
ReplyDeletethere was a cute po -et of more brains than brawn
ReplyDeletewho was famous for sonnets in slant rhyme and porn
sintia la prudeness said enough of this crudeness
and cover discreetly that throbbing great horn
Dear Sintia, I have to let on
DeleteMy throbbing is a timorous fawn.
While my sonnets are slanting
I'm light on the panting—
My get up has got up and gone.
You could say ,he was quite a dog.
ReplyDeleteI'll have what the dog's having.
ReplyDeleteYou'll get what you're given. Sit!
DeleteNow that's a happy chappy!
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