A scientist in the Southern Pacific
Was given a warning, specific:
“Those girls in grass skirts
Are all terrible flirts;
But touch, for a death most horrific.”
The temptation was too much to withstand
But things didn't go quite as he planned.
The girls trussed him and staked him
And then slowly baked him
Over hot rocks in the sand.
The temptation was too much to withstand
But things didn't go quite as he planned.
The girls trussed him and staked him
And then slowly baked him
Over hot rocks in the sand.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2014
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a little bird warned you 'bout this
ReplyDeletebut instead you went out and got pissed
you were told not to touch
the grass skirts - that's too much
now you're sizzling on a barbecue spit
three little maids from school are we
ReplyDeletechasing ole cosmo round the tree
shrieking for mercy and cups of tea
oh three little maids are we
three little maids who want to go shopping
Deletebuy some bras from the store in Wapping
cosmo has swapped their skirts for stockings
three little maiiiiiiiiids are we
Three little maids from near Fiji,
DeleteOne with her skirt above her knee,
You'd be well advised to leave her be,
Three little maiiiiiiiids are we!
Three little maids beside the sea,
DeleteGive us a beer and forget the tea,
Make us an offer and we will see,
Three little maiiiiiiiids are we!
Three little maids as sweet as me
DeleteFull of cheek and repartee,
Sand gets everywhere, as you will see,
Three little maiiiiiiiids are we!
Three little maids who all agree
DeleteLooks are cheap and largely free
But if you touch you'll pay a fee,
Three little maiiiiiiiids are we!
That is hilarious but he got what he deserved :-)
ReplyDeleteHe was warned. Thus he became the creator of his own misfortune and demise.
ReplyDeleteSic transit gloria mundi.
Peace and joy!
Would you say he went off half baked?
Deleteoyoyoy...better be careful with whom you flirt...smiles
ReplyDeleteHot stuff dinner on the rocks!
ReplyDeleteHa! He was warned!
ReplyDeleteServes him right. He was warned before he was warmed!
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