ROTFL had the prompt "Domestic Appliances".
A certain old harlot of Suva
Thought she was some kind of a groover;
She entertained all the boys
With a selection of toys
That she ran with a secondhand Hoover.
She played out her role as a whore
Then rolled over and started to snore:
There, tattooed on her bum,
For those who’d just come
Was ‘Pay on your way out the door.”
.
---
© J Cosmo Newbery 2014
---
Print this post
A good spanking would warm her up. ;-)
ReplyDeleteTacky!
DeleteNo fighting or I'll turn on moderation.
DeleteAre you channelling Sancho?
ReplyDeleteUgh! What a thought!
DeleteUgh! What a thought!
DeleteIsn't it a Hoover that "beats as it sweeps as it cleans"?
ReplyDeleteI'm an Electrolux girl but I'm warming to the Hoover.
DeleteDon't fancy a Bosch?
DeleteI recommend a "Pullman Commercial".
ReplyDeleteinteresting! :)
ReplyDeleteThank you. Much better than "Interesting =:-O "
DeleteThis is lewd and disgusting . I am sending a pygmy tribe to hang you by your testicles from the witch doctor's banyan tree until you apologise.
ReplyDeleteHang me! Hang me!
DeleteI apologise for him, will that do?
DeleteThe second line of the second verse doesn't flow.
ReplyDeleteFrank is right. But the message is clear just the same. Love the hoover whore.
DeleteOK, new verse added.
DeleteThe old one was:
She delivered as best she was able
Then rolled over, clearly irritable:
There, tattooed on her bum,
For all those who’d come
Was ‘Please leave your cash on the table.”
Love it. Much more better.
DeleteYep, the real saveloy.
DeleteI thought you were going to write "she rolled over and demanded more"
ReplyDelete