a lady who liked to have baths became asphyxiated from smoke in the hearth she spluttered and coughed it happens quite oft and died to the music of bach
A lady had a bath with some candles, After shedding her robes and her sandals. But later it was found That sadly she'd drowned— But died to the music of Handel.
I want, I NEED, one of those bath attachments.
ReplyDeleteThe champagne holder or the well-bred lady?
DeleteSancho!
DeleteHaving drunk champagne in the bath, the bubbles DO go to your head. And legs.
ReplyDeleteGreat Job!
ReplyDeleteMy dreams fulfilled how I would gloat
I finally bought my own boat
Now to face life’s wrath
I found peaceful path
As there in the bathtub we’d float
a lady who liked to have baths
ReplyDeletebecame asphyxiated from smoke in the hearth
she spluttered and coughed
it happens quite oft
and died to the music of bach
A lady had a bath with some candles,
ReplyDeleteAfter shedding her robes and her sandals.
But later it was found
That sadly she'd drowned—
But died to the music of Handel.