Sunday, June 24, 2018

1180 - The Inner Shirley


Haiku Horizon Prompt: Flame.
 
The Inner Shirley

Shirley Valentine—
Went on a Greek holiday;
Rekindled her flame.
 .
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Wednesday, June 20, 2018

1179 - Hell No!


A well-meaning friend,
religious but still a good sort,
bought me a copy of C S Lewis' book
'Surprised by Joy'.



Hell No!

There was an odd fellow named Lewis
Who said the thing we must to do is
Fall to our knees,
As there's a god we must please,
Fail and he'll surely barbeque us.
 .
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Saturday, June 16, 2018

1178 - Pygmalion



Pygmalion

He carved a statue.
Aphroditi gave it life.
So—what could go wrong?
 .
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Thursday, June 07, 2018

1177 - Mixed Feelings



Mixed Feelings
There once was a manager named Steve
Who was asked rather roughly to leave,
While the process was brutal
That told him to tootle
I find it quite a challenge to grieve.
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Monday, June 04, 2018

1176 - Release



Release

Let your friends fly free—
Not everyone is a loss
If they don't return.
 .
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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1175 - Maybe Not



Maybe not.
“Where ignorance is bliss, / ‘Tis folly to be wise.’”
- Thomas Gray



Ignorance is bliss?
There is so much ignorance
Yet so little bliss.
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Sunday, June 03, 2018

1174 - Plating Up



Plating Up

The venues that constantly dismay
Are the 'all-you-can-eat' buffets.
Our resolve dissipates
As we pile up our plates
And what goes in, invariably stays.
 .
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Saturday, June 02, 2018

1173 - The Cycle


The Cycle

The cold winds are here;
The air is quite frosty;
But the bulbs are up.
 .
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Friday, May 25, 2018

1172 - Opposing Forces





Opposing Forces

Some folk like to fight.
Like vegetarianism,
Violence is a choice.

◊

The nighttime launching
Of sharp and flaming missiles
Is a futile thing.

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Some just want to fight—
Choose your weapons carefully;
Choose your arena.
.
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Wednesday, May 02, 2018

1171 - Bad Move





Bad Move

There was a young maiden called Marion,
Who always seemed to be marryin'.
Once the knot was tied
They mysteriously died—
Much to the delight of the carrion.
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Sunday, April 29, 2018

1170 - Unthai-ing the knot



UnThai-ing the knot. 

When visiting a restaurant in Melbourne's suburbs
we were subjected to the manager
dressing down a staff member in front of the patrons.
In reply to a 'Tell us how you enjoyed your meal' email
I outlined my concerns and was told it didn't happen.


A restaurateur, let's call him Brian,
Accused me of scurrilous lyin'
When I expressed my concern
At his bullying turn,
And, in more ways than one, I'm not buyin'.
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Monday, April 02, 2018

1169 - Surely Not?



Surely Not?

Too much chocolate!
(I was reliably told)
Is there such a thing?
.
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Sunday, March 25, 2018

1168 - Tempus Transit



Tempus Transit

Another year gone—
The relentless march of time,
Enjoyed day by day.
.
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Wednesday, February 28, 2018

1167 - A Good Egg


TEO
1943 - 2018

Haiku Horizon prompt: Egg
 

A Good Egg.

We'll all go sometime—
What better an epitaph:
He was a good egg.
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Sunday, January 28, 2018

1166 - Idle Thoughts on A Hot Sunday


Sunday Whirl (Wordle #336) presents a list of words
that we must incorporate in a writing piece. 

The words this week are:


magic, ransom, band, rain, trample, tale,
cat, change, aim, dangerously, dense, day


Idle Thoughts on A Hot Sunday

To each comes it’s own—
Every dog shall have its day;
The cats get the best spot.

◊◊

Forty Two degrees—
Centigrade, not Fahrenheit,
Dangerously dry.

The weather changes:
The rain bands pass overhead
But hold in the rain.

◊◊

What killed the magic?
Peering at their mobile phones,
All else seems boring.

So are they just dense?
Unseeing and uncaring—
They trample on life.

A retirement plan—
Kidnap all the wretched phones;
Hold them to ransom.

Do they have an aim?
What tale will they tell their kids?
Will the kids listen?
.
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Monday, January 15, 2018

1165 - Aim


Haiku Horizon prompt: Aim

Aim

It would be lovely to live in a culture
where calmness was the aim. - Matt Haig


Told we must set goals
And chant our affirmations—
Aim high, we are told.

◊

The Self-Help Gurus:
They aim to achieve too—
Mostly our money.
.
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Aim for the moon.
If you miss, you may hit a star.
- W. Clement Stone

Would that be a constellation prize?

Sunday, January 14, 2018

1164 - The Precious



The Precious.

There was a young princess, quite pretty,
Whose attitude edged on the shitty.
The chief tool of her trade
Was a guilt-trip tirade,
Followed by a funk of self-pity.

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A pretend princess—
Lacks the graces of the job;
Just wants the title.
.
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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1163 - Pecking Disorder


 Midweek Motif : Doorways

Pecking Disorder

They eye the gateway
And covet the green beyond—
It will not happen.
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© 2018 J Cosmo Newbery
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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

1162 - All fired up.


Haiku Horizon's topic of the week : 

Fire

Where there's smoke there's fire.
If you have a suspicion—
Best buy marshmallows.

◊

Modern companies—
The spreadsheet is everything:
Corporate firestorms.

◊

Flames dance like demons:
Hypnotic, captivating.
Fires—the place of dreams.

◊

You can have your doubts
But climate change means more fires.
Best get used to it.
 .
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© 2017 J Cosmo Newbery
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Sunday, December 10, 2017

1161 - Buying The Grinch



Buying the Grinch

Forget the story history tells,
Consumption’s now the game.
So what if your budget’s bust
To avoid that grinchly name?

So buy.
Do not ask why.
You must.
The ads have told us so—
Cash registers play Jingle Bells,
Merchants whisper Ho-Ho-Ho.
 .
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© 2017 J Cosmo Newbery

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Monday, December 04, 2017

1160 - Ocean


Haiku Horizons has the prompt "Ocean"


Ocean

We are all at sea—
Swept along by the currents:
Not waving, drowning.
.
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© 2017 J Cosmo Newbery

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Sunday, December 03, 2017

Repost - As game as they come.

.
Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us. 
Here are my efforts this week:


A woman who always seemed game
Developed spots with a long Latin name.
She'd got infected
After sex unprotected;
But was at a loss to know who was to blame.

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© 2017 J Cosmo Newbery

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1159 - For whom the jingle bells toll


Company Christmas Party on Friday.
The music was too loud to talk.
I am too old to put up with it.

◊

For whom the jingle bells toll.

"No man is an island"
I can relate to the meaning inferred
But such wisdom departs
When the dance music starts
And no-one can hear or be heard.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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Tuesday, November 21, 2017

1158 - What could go wrong?


What could go wrong?

"the spirit is willing,
but the flesh is weak."
- Matthew 26:41

As machine algorithms invade out life,
Translation provides a challenge.

The gin is quite good
But the meat has gone flaccid.
Translation error?
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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Saturday, October 28, 2017

1157 - Did I hear the corn jar shake?



Feeding the chickens.
One of life's small mysteries:
How do they smell corn?
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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Tuesday, October 17, 2017

1156 - Harvest


Sunday Whirl (Wordle #321) presents a list of words
that we must incorporate in a writing piece.  

The words this week are:

possible, pretense, individual, light, challenge, teeming,
route, drug, shock, jump, bulk, dearth


Harvest.

There's no dearth of kindness
In this world of ours;
Only in our blindness
We gather thorns for flowers.
- Gerald Massey

Some individuals prickle,
Spikey and aggressive.
They seem to enjoy it—
As if it is a drug of sorts—
Enjoy the challenge
To get under our skin,
To shock,
To hurt,
Too often.

But on reflection,
Offence is taken,
Not given.
In a day teeming with words
The bulk of them fly past.
Why is it possible 
For some to make us jump
While others go almost unnoticed?
Perhaps the route to a happy life
Is to let them all go past.

But what if it is all pretense?
Paraphrasing Gibran—
If thorns are all they have to give
Then is giving them
Generosity
On their part?
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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Sunday, October 08, 2017

1155 - The Starless Night


Sunday Whirl (Wordle #320) presents a list of words
that we must incorporate in a writing piece.  

The words this week are:

road, lift, charge, star, swirl, mystery, 
struggle, fringe, list, sigh, storm, power



The Starless Night

“It is hard for a free fish to understand
what is happening to a hooked one.”
― Karl A. Menninger

Not every road
Is smooth,
Downhill
And awash 
With the warm tones
Of early morning sunlight.

Some struggle on paths
That are littered
With a fearsome list of obstacles,
Strewn with rocks and pits.

They walk on,
Battered by wild storms,
Some of their making,
Others, mysteriously, not so.
Storms that swirl
With oppressive power
Crackle with charged menace
And ominous rumblings.
They seem to attract them.

These are the night dwellers
The fringe dwellers,
Where life has no dawn.
Where living, 
Generously interpreted,
Has no stars.
Even Vincent had stars.
With nothing to lift the eyes,
Or the spirits,
They trudge on,
Stopping occasionally
To sigh.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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Friday, September 29, 2017

1154 - Friend or Faux?



Sunday Whirl (Wordle #318) presents a list of words
that we must incorporate in a writing piece.  

The words this week are:

faux, hope, crossroads, brace, chain, rebel, 
pen, quake, chase, ding, bottom, lock


Friend or Faux?

All relationships start with hope,
And with expectations.
Some realistic, some less so.
But ultimately we are chasing 
After a mirage, a idealised impossibility.
And so we eventually we come to crossroads:
A point where things are put to the test,
Where the varnish of infatuation
Peels away and we must decide—
Decide if the reality is of value.
Most understandably quake at this decision,
Baulk at making a break,
Or stepping away from their clan
And so remain chained,
Imprisoned in their indecision.


It is not a case of sudden death—
Ding!  Next contestant, please!
That would be tough.
Nor is it a case of wanting to rebel.
Sometimes you just feel 
That you have reached the bottom,
That something has to give.
So give.
Brace yourself for what may be.
Unlock the pen,
See if they fly away.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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Wednesday, August 30, 2017

1153 - Not Windsor, Hangman



If men can run the world,
why can't they stop wearing neckties? 
How intelligent is it to start the day
by tying a little noose around your neck?

Linda Ellerbee


Not Windsor, Hangman.

Tie it how you will,
In knots of all descriptions—
It’s still just a rag. 
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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1152 - Drawing Stumps


I delayed my father's funeral because of cricket. 
- Virat Kohli


Drawing stumps.

The game is over.
It’s time to take off the bails
And close the innings.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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Tuesday, August 29, 2017

1151 - The Bigger Problem


Haiku Horizons prompt: Safe.

“Politicians were mostly people who'd had too little
morals and ethics to stay lawyers.” 
― George R.R. Martin.


The Bigger Problem

Idiots in charge
And feathering their own nests—
How can we be safe?
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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Monday, August 28, 2017

1150 - The Luxurious Treadmill



The Luxurious Treadmill

We have what we need.
We can chase after extra
But at what expense?
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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1149 - Decision Deferred



Decision Deferred

Rather than decide—
Just ask for some more data;
A coward’s response
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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1148 - Misaligned



Misaligned

A story of love
Gets back an outburst of hate
And it breaks the heart.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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Sunday, August 27, 2017

1147 - Modern Slavery



Modern Slavery

Beneath the smart suit
And behind all of the gold
You find slavery.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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