Postcard from Sydney
Sure, they have the Opera House
And a coat-hanger for a bridge,
But really, that’s the end of it,
Just a postcard for the ‘fridge.
The roads are just a parking lot,
The drivers can't relax;
Not a straight road anywhere,
Just covered bullock tracks.
They speak a different language:
A ‘middy’ holds their beer,
Their potato cakes are called scallops
And their scallop’s name’s unclear.
Their ladies are too precious,
The men all oil their pecs,
Their shock-jocks are all morons
And their footballers have no necks.
Sure, they have the Opera House
And a coat-hanger for a bridge,
But really, that’s the end of it,
Just a postcard for the ‘fridge.
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© J Cosmo Newbery
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Graphic adapted from Zazzle.com
aha ..
ReplyDeletenow i know.
should i ever visit australia, i reckon i'll visit the
metropolis of cosmo newberry ... oops, newbery.
Trying to rattle cages while you are up there? Brave. Courageous even.
ReplyDeleteBTW Shock Jocks everywhere are too dumb to be stupid, it is a job requirement.
Awww, J Cosmo I agree with some of your observations my friend but I am not 'too precious'.
ReplyDeleteYou should have ventured out into the suburbs where the 'real' people are, those who live in and frequent the city are all a little uptight and most of the 'upper crust social set' are just plain snobby. xoxo ♡
I could hear this set to music, so well did the lines flow. It's usually the out-of-way places that have the charm for me.
ReplyDeleteOh, I ventured out okay - I am staying at Bankstown.
ReplyDeletebeautifully written J Cosmo,but surely not? Look at that precious postcard!
ReplyDeleteBankstown? Not one of the most sought after destinations or very safe ... I sure hope you are staying with friends?
ReplyDeletexoxo ♡
Just a local hotel but safe enough, thanks.
ReplyDeletejust stepped out before the storm clouds moved in
ReplyDeleteand up in the sky, a million billion b'zillion
Stars all shining sparkle glitter moonlight's glow
Now here in the country, there's nowhere else to go.
Except a visit down yonder or over there...
(remember to bring clean socks and underwear)
No doubt canoeing down the creek calls the taunt.
Then again, maybe just a look and a restaurant.
Yeah, I'm more a look and restaurant type. Give canoeing a miss, I reckon.
ReplyDeleteLove this... really makes me want to visit.
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