Friday, July 06, 2012

CCCXXVI - Nice Melons

The above picture, or an unfiddled version of it, is from Lola's Loves

A woman with a lovely round pair
Lamented that men would just stare
At her mammary swellin’s
And ignore the sweet melons
She had brought to the Farmer’s Fair.

A woman with a lovely round pair
Would drive the young men to despair
By displaying her clutch
But forbidding them to touch;
A tactic they considered unfair.

A girl who was a hit with the guys,
Had melons of a wonderful size.
“The queue of male friends
Goes on and never ends
But none of them look at my eyes”.

A harlot used melons to tease,
Offering the men a free squeeze.
With their interest ascending
She offered happy endings
But for that she charged higher fees.

© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery

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  1. AnonymousJuly 06, 2012

    Ha ha! So witty.

  2. I would guess those are fairly juicy melons!

  3. LOLOL .... I needed a good laugh at the end of my day. These are pure heaven! Thanks, Cosmo


  4. So are we talking the Higgs Bosom here? I mean, there is significant mass.

  5. @Sancho: LMAO......!!!


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