Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line,
the rest is up to us.
A professor would often expound
A theory, long proven unsound.
He thought a man oughta
Swim well underwater
But sadly, in trying, he drowned.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2013
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A bit tame for you, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteNice rhythm, though. Have you been practicing?
Uh-oh, poor guy.
ReplyDeleteDark humour indeed!
ReplyDeleteHa good one, he could probably explain how to hold your breath in minute detail, but forgot to do it once submerged ;-)
ReplyDeleteHot off the press ... or tongue, I suppose. I imagine limericks are so easy for you, you probably compose a handful of them on your way to work. Say hello to the grumpy receptionist and BAM! you've got two more written in your head. Have lunch with your coworkers and three more come to mind. Phew! Your brain must get tired SOMETIME ??!!
ReplyDeleteI'm amazed.
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It is always tired. Does that explain anything?
DeleteAt least he was prepared to test his theory himself. Smile.
ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteQuite quite brilliant!
ReplyDeleteWell done! Too bad he didn't stick to theory. :)
ReplyDeletePoor bugger!
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