Sunday, May 15, 2016

870 - The Hall of the Damned


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: damned, babble and cherished.



The Hall of the Damned

The Hall of the Damned is seething,
There’s smoke and fire and din.
There’s filth and there is misery
And the only way is in.

In this sorry hall of agony
The place is fiendish hot;
The people writhe with endless pain,
And struggle with their lot.

They have no way of knowing
What lies beyond its walls
But babble on in endless hope
That it's a better place that calls.

In this verdammt and musty hall
All faint hopes are cherished.
As those who did not grasp a dream,
Invariably just perished.

But what if this depressing place
Was reality, in the raw?
What if this is all we get—
Just this and nothing more?

What if we knew we had one shot,
Just one crack at our heartfelt dream,
Would we be quite so tolerant
Of those who skim the cream?

In the darkened Hallways of the Damned,
There is smoke and fire and din.
Is it because we have been fooled,
To let the bastards win?
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Sunday, May 08, 2016

869 - It's sedimentary, Dr Watson.


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: unselfish, winding and amoral.


It's sedimentary, Dr Watson.

An hypothesis—
It’s like a kite flown on the wind:
It can crash to earth.


That is how it works:
You launch your idea skywards
And others throw rocks.


With no agenda,
All ideas are unselfish;
Proponents not so.


You must take a stand,
You cannot be amoral,
Unless you are a rock.


As far as kites go,
You build them with gossamer.
Using rock wont work.


Knowledge is a path:
Winding, forked, heading for light.
But does it find ‘truth’?


Truth is quite fluid
This year’s sphere of molten rock
Is last year’s flat earth.


Yet, what is a rock?
Science agrees on one thing:
They make a good pet.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Sunday, May 01, 2016

868 - Not the sharpest knife



Not the sharpest knife.

A yobbo, let’s call the boy Steve,
Was a dullard, let’s call him naïve,
When faced with a review
Where a ‘thank you’ would do
Carried on like you wouldn’t believe.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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867 - Case Closed


Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.
This week the word is ‘case’.


Case Closed

A guy felt he was up for the chase
Of a gangster’s girlfriend called Grace.
By the end of the day
He’d washed up in the bay—
As suicide, an open and shut case.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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866 - A Crying Shame


Sunday Whirl (Wordle #249) presents a list of words
that we must incorporate in a writing piece.  

The words this week are:

grace, join, yearning, silken, any, fire,
eggs, moment, skin, cell, light, boundless


A Crying Shame

First they came for the Socialists, 
and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, 
and I did not speak out— 
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, 
and I did not speak out— 
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—
and there was no one left to speak for me.

- Martin Niemöller

Verse Two,
Lines five and six,
Of our National Anthem reads:

“For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share”

And come they do,
Yearning a new and safer life,
Any life really,
After we, 
And our mighty military,
Have rained fire,
Mayhem,
Death and misery,
Upon them in their homes.
Delivering moments of terror
And lifetimes of trauma
Through the machinery of greed,
Thinly disguised
Beneath a skin of righteousness.

But our silken leader
Tells us not to be “misty eyed’;
Code for “toughen up”,
Code for “they are not really people”
Graceless and lightweight,
He beats on an empty chest.

How long, I wonder,
Before those who point 
At our national disgrace
Are politely but firmly 
Invited to join the others
In a distant island cell?
As eggs precede chickens 
And chickens precede eggs,
It is the next logical step.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Saturday, April 30, 2016

865 - Code Red in Aisle 6


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: tantrum, tear and temper.


Code Red in Aisle 6

You’ve seen them, of course.
You’ve seen them and turned away, 
Embarrassed.
Public tantrums.
Shouting, 
Crying, 
And loud.
So very loud.
Nothing will temper their mood
But submission
To their demands.
Privately too—
Tears and noise,
Hands over ears,
They run to hide
“La-la-la-la-la…
I can’t hear you!”
Only to find them back
Peeking around a doorway
Watching you,
To see if you have missed them
And to then burst out
All smiles 
Wanting to play again.
Clean slate:
No regrets,
No scruples.
Yes, you have all seen them.

Well, children are like that too.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Thursday, April 28, 2016

864 - Taking Flight


Midweek Motif: Openness.


Taking Flight

You open your heart
And give it to someone else—
Can they be trusted?


Forget the sweet words,
Openness means vulnerable,
Trust is essential.


You leave for the day,
Full of smiles, they wave you off
Then bitch to their friends.


The skies are open
And yet like will attract like:
Birds of a feather.


Old habits die hard—
Leopards will keep all their spots
And old dogs, old tricks.


Life is a playground:
Some things work and some things don’t.
Learn from the mistakes.


You take back your heart
And lock it safely away—
Somewhere sweet and warm.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Monday, April 25, 2016

863 - Here Lie The Bodies



Here Lie The Bodies

Here lie the bodies 
Of countless young men
In cold, earthen graves
Across hillside and glen,
Sold the old lie
“It wont happen again”
But wars are made to make money.

They joined up to fight,
To do the right thing,
Believing it worth it
For the peace it would bring
But they couldn’t hear
The cash registers ring
Because wars are made to make money.

Politician proudly declare
“It's how we are defined:
Courageous defenders
Of the weak and maligned”
But they hide from us
How their pockets are lined
Because wars are made to make money.

Their talk is of peace
As protocol demands
But behind the scenes 
Are the corporate plans
Of how to ‘liberate’
Neighbouring lands
Because wars are made to make money.

All wars are the same:
The weak and poor die,
Our armies are recruited
By a fake battle cry.
So when will we stop 
And start to ask why?

When the wars no longer make money.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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862 - Can real punks spell cappuccino?


Sunday Whirl (Wordle #248) presents a list of words
that we must incorporate in a writing piece.  

The words this week are:

scar, hide, fire, prophet, vision, unholy, 
naked, sin, close, hills, climb, light


Can real punks spell cappuccino?*

It was sung that
The words of the prophet 
Were written on the subway walls.
Alas, this is no longer so.
The walls hold no prophetic vision now,
Just the unholy scars 
Of narcistic tags
Of the graphically talented
But cognitively vacant.
Mongrels,
Pissing on the walls
To mark their territory.
Their sin is a naked ego,
Devoid of a cloak of thought
Or wisdom.
What has become of clever graffiti?
Stuff that made you laugh?
Stuff that made you think?
Stuff that shined an awkward light 
On life’s foibles
Or injustices.
Sure, the new breed are equally athletic,
Not wanting to hide their work,
They climb fences, fire ladders,
Anything necessary,
To urinate their particular
Close and curlicue scent
On society's walls.
But where are the clever ones now?
Retired to the hills?  
Tired out? 
Died out?
Writing Facebook memes, perhaps.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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* A wall on the train line, outside Melbourne, 
used to declare: "Real punks can't spell capuchino".

Sunday, April 24, 2016

861 - One Day At a Time


Sunday Scribblings has the prompt : sequel


One Day At a Time

Yesterday was a pleasant day,
Today has promise too;
The leaves are switched to autumn,
The sky, a cobalt blue;
The past is just a memory,
The future, known to few.

All sequels are not really so,
Everything is new;
What happened once cannot return
No matter what you do:
Your age, the date, your state of mind—
The recurrences are few.

But we humans love our patterns,
They help explain our lot;
We try to reason out our lives,
To justify the plot.
But tomorrow comes regardless,
Prepared for it or not.

Tomorrow will be just as sweet,
Whatever you may say.
The sun will rise, the earth will turn,
The children laugh and play
The secret to a happy life
Is to live it day by day.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Saturday, April 23, 2016

860 - Modern Slavery


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: pacify, rage and scarce.


Modern Slavery

Maintain your rage with what you see
As zealots gut democracy.
You cannot pacify those fools
By asking they obey the rules
That do not come from times BC,
That are not of a theocracy,
A book has told them what should be
And if allowed, they’ll make us mules—
Maintain your rage.

As ‘priests’ they hope that we will be
A compliant society.
When the doctrine’s taught in the schools
Are both harsh and wilfully cruel,
Freedom’s a scarce commodity.
Maintain you rage.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Friday, April 22, 2016

859 - Alfalfa


Poet’s United Mid-Week Motif: Organic.


Alfalfa.

It is,
He said,
The most dangerous
Food on the planet;
Caused more deaths
Than any other;
Made countless sick;
Especially the weak
And vulnerable.
It has triggered
Miscarriages.
And yet it hides
Behind
The magic shield
Of organic,
Of green,
Of natural.
And it is.
Quite organic.
Quite natural.
Perhaps
Too natural.
That doesn’t mean
That it is harmless.
Nor that it is malicious.
Just that it is
Treacherous.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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858 - A Seal of (Dis)Approval


Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.
This week the word is ‘seal’.

Be warned: limericks are meant to be a bit naughty.


A old harlot who used oatmeal 
Said it helped her clients a great deal:
“They enjoy the effects
During vigorous sex
As they get a much better seal”.


A mermaid let out a big squeal
When waking, post party, with a seal.
Said the seal “Never fret,
We just had a light pet—
The real damage was done by the eel.”
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Sunday, April 17, 2016

857 - The Stalker


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: melancholy, opaque and nimble.


The Stalker

[The Boy]
As I embrace my pirate dream
With galleons, swords and lots of gold,
The world is simply what it seems
What I see today, the future holds.

[Chorus]
A trusting lad,
A trusting lad,
He thinks that what he sees today
Is like the sword that’s set in stone
And it always will remain that way,
Always will remain that way.

[Youth]
I know it all and I’m not scared,
I think that I am worldly-wise,
Immortal and so quite prepared,
To dance across Death’s sweeping scythe!

[Chorus]
With nimble feet,
With nimble feet,
He’s hop across the swinging blade,
But should he hap to trip and fall 
He’ll be sliced and diced and then filleted,
Sliced and diced and then filleted.

[Man]
Sure I know that life must end,
But no idea when it will be,
So I just live and so pretend
It will somehow bypass me!

[Chorus]
It’s quite opaque,
It’s quite opaque,
The future is so far from clear;
All that we can know for sure
Is that Death is grinning ear to ear,
Death is grinning ear to ear.

[Old Man]
The melancholy fact has dawned,
The sand is draining through the glass,
That of which I had been warned
Relentlessly now has come to pass.

[Chorus]
Relentlessly,
Relentlessly,
The future is a ball of twine,
Tangled and of unknown length…

[J Cosmo Newbery]
Oh, give me strength and pass the wine!

[Chorus]
Give him strength and pass the wine!

◊◊◊

Alternative ending for Rallentanda

[Old Greek Man]
With a four day stubble that celebrates
A serious session with fine ouzo;
Who gives a damn!  Smash the plates!
When your time is up, then youse go!

[Chorus]
A smashing time!
A smashing time!
Retsina is just recycled pine
Only for the rash or brave…

[JCN]
Um, pinot noir will be just fine!

[Chorus]

Pinot noir will be just fine!
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Sunday, April 10, 2016

856 - Bits and pieces


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: knotted, livid and impolite.


It’s called ‘seeing red’:
Livid, a hot haze descends,
Reason is absent.


People do stupid stuff.
If it’s impolite to point
Can I just snigger?


“You should just stay calm”
“Don’t get your knickers knotted”
Neither advice helps.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Thursday, March 24, 2016

855 - The First Law of Gardening


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: brutal, clammy and dense.


First Law of Gardening

A man with remarkable hair,
Ran for president, just for a dare.
While apparently dense,
In the cognitive sense,
His success made liberals despair.

Candidates take a risk when they stand—
No questions, it seems, will be banned:
Could appendages, clammy,
Beneath his pajammy,
Reflect the size of his hands?

While media and pundits all groan,
There’s a truism garden’s have known:
While it seems to be brutal,
The only seeds that will fruit’ll
Be the ones that you’ve previously sown.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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854 - Excuses


Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.
This week the word is ‘mislaid’.


Excuses

A user of the red-lighted trade
Was asked why he’d been so delayed.
Not wishing to admit
That he’s slipped in for a bit,
Replied, obliquely, “Not lost, only mislaid”.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Thursday, March 17, 2016

853 - St Patrick's Day 2016


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: uncovered, abrupt, vacant.


St Patrick’s Day 2016 

A green grass carpet
Blankets Ireland, coast to coast—
No part uncovered.

A brief hissy fit—
Snakes abruptly departed
Feeling unwanted.

Was Ireland vacant?
Snakes gone.  Potato famine.
Early refugees.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Sunday, February 28, 2016

852 - Triptych


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: hateful, limp and marvel.


Triptych

A sad, timid soul
Imagines Captain Marvel
While tucked into bed


Shun hateful people.
They suck the joy from your life
And give you nothing.


The call of the wild—
A sweaty genital sneeze;
Limp but satisfied.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Sunday, February 21, 2016

851 - Well, flock me!


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: fearful, grimace and engulf.

Tried to make a light limerick from the words - couldn't.


Well, flock me!

When fears engulf us
We huddle together—a flock.
The wolves then herd us.

Political games!
Every right to be fearful—
We are being used.

We grimace, amazed—
Surely this is not happening?
But, transfixed, follow.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Friday, February 12, 2016

850 - Empty Promises


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: backbone, cheapen and dangle.


Empty Promises

A backbone 
Is scarce 
Around here;
Stances 
Are not taken.
Re-election 
Is the sole aim.
Morals gone, 
Forsaken.
Votes!  
Votes!
Dangled banknotes!
A con game
Buy the lies, 
Don’t discuss
The promises 
Just disappear
It cheapens 
All of us.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Sunday, February 07, 2016

849 - Potus, the Hamster.


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: tearful, unsteady and abrasive.

Abrasive and loud,
Yet it seems to work for him.
What is he thinking?

A giant ego
With an unsteady mind and hand—
Could push the button!

A power junkie—
This could be the tearful end
To a beautiful world.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Sunday, January 31, 2016

848 - The left.


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: pathetic, radical and seamless


The left.

Once on middle ground
But the centre has shifted—
Nouveau radical.

Seamless transition
To a bleeding heart leftie
But I haven’t moved.


Fair weather friendships
Just one storm and they are gone.
Pathetic really.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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847 - Quite Frank


Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.
This week the word is ‘frank’.


Quite Frank

There was a young fellow named Frank
Whose hair was both matted and lank.
Those who ventured too near him 
Were driven to shear him,
As, to put it politely, it stank.


A woman who liked a good spank
Was ugly, to be brutally frank,
But the curve of her bum
Was appealing to some
And she improved, the more that they drank.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Poetry in glass.


If you feel I haven't been writing much...
...I've been doing other things.
.
--o--

Sunday, January 24, 2016

846 - We're just wild about Hairy.


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: madly, nocturnal, and omen.

It started out as a single limerick and sort of morphed.


We’re just wild about Hairy…

A transformation both weird and nocturnal,
Afflicted a retired army colonel.
An omen to this change,
From normal to strange,
Was an increase in his hairy external.

A transformation both weird and nocturnal,
Afflicted a retired army colonel.
When the moon was the best
He madly undressed
And changed into a creature infernal.

A transformation both weird and nocturnal,
Afflicted a retired army colonel.
In the middle of the night
He slipped out for a bite,
His intentions were far from fraternal.

A transformation both weird and nocturnal,
Afflicted a retired army colonel.
He had no need for sleep
And would simply count sheep
As meals, which he wrote in a journal.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Sunday, January 10, 2016

845 - The Sales


Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.
This week the word is ‘pale’.


Sale Time

The response of the typical male
Is to turn the palest of pale,
When informed by his wife,
The love of his life,
How much she has saved at the sale.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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844 - The Creche


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: eager, frenzy, and guzzle.


The Creche

Women enjoy the frenzy
Of bargain hunting in the mall;
Men as a rule are less impressed,
If they come along at all.
They’d prefer to sit and guzzle beer
And talk of any sport with a ball.

If you take a man out shopping
They make a grumpy noise.
This brings us to a most clever
Of all the marketing ploys:
A crèche designed to entertain
These sooky, sooky boys.

The barmaids are all topless,
The beer is cold and fresh
The patrons say that they are thirsty
But clearly enjoy the flesh.
The wives can all go shopping
And put the husbands in this crèche.

It serves a useful purpose,
And keeps husbands in one place;
Not only are the women able
To wander at their pace
The men were eager to come along,
Which is rarely commonplace.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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843 - The Machine


Sunday Whirl (Wordle #233) presents a list of words
that we must incorporate in a writing piece.  

The words this week are:

mouth, spill, possible, keep, change, head
skeletons, step, wire, gift, moon, present


The Machine

[Narrator]
In the regular cycles of his life,
Punctuated by the moon and sun,
Man persists through joy and strife
As previous generations all have done.

[Man]
It seems to me that joys are rare,
While strife is in excess!

[Narrator]
But man has few excuses there,
A victim of his own success.

[Businessmen]
We must make profits while we can
And each year must increase as well.

[Priests]
We offer heavenly rewards to the exhausted man
You keep him calm not rebel!

[Narrator]
Man’s afraid to step out of line,
He walks a high wire act.
He needs to work and can’t resign—

[Man]
It’s a most distressing fact.

[Narrator]
Pulpits and print houses spread the lie
That no possible change can begin,
They want that man will work and die—

[Politicians]
We legislate to lock him in!
We love to mouth warm platitudes
That feel they may be true.

[Priests]
We love to recite beatitudes
To help avoid a coup.

[Man]
And all the while we are made to run
On the treadmill of desire,
Told that we are having fun
If we are constantly a buyer.

[Narrator]
So man toils thoughout his time
And ends, as skeletons beneath the earth.

[Businessmen]
While we have nice homes beyond the grime
Where accountants check our worth.

[Narrator]
Should the notion enter man’s head
To change his present fate,
Blood would be spilt, with many dead,
As the military obeys the state.

[Priests]
So we sell the lie of God’s sweet gift
To stop the crowds rebelling

[The Media]
We peddle fear to induce a rift

[Politicians]
That makes our lies compelling.

[Narrator]
So there, dear reader, is man’s sorry lot
Living another’s base agenda.

[Man]
I’m never happy with what I’ve got!

[Businessmen]
We can recommend a good lender!
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Friday, January 08, 2016

842 - Set Adrift


Carpe Diem Haiku Kai has the prompt ‘dawn’.
I took the less obvious meaning.

Set Adrift

You think you have left
But you have been set adrift.
Reality dawns.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Sunday, January 03, 2016

841 - Kicking an Own Goal


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: fresh, new, and resolute.


Kicking an own goal

Fresh has its value
But not for resolutions;
Fresh is for raw meat.

Improve on the old,
You already have a start;
The new is harder.

Negative goals fail,
Be resolute if you must
But be positive.

Flexibility
Offers more choices to use,
More paths to follow.
.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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Wednesday, December 30, 2015

840 - Odd Loose Ends


Odd Loose Ends
(Tune : Auld Lang Syne)

The year is coming to a close,
It’s time to make amends;
Time to bring some order to
The odd loose ends.

Chorus:
The odd loose ends must go, I fear,
The odd loose ends;
We’ll take the trimming shears
To odd loose ends.

Life is better when it’s neat,
Trimmed of what offends,
The first things you must offload are
The odd loose ends.

Chorus.

The camel knew than the single straw
Gives a back that bends,
They build up upon each other,
The odd loose ends.

Chorus.

Acquaintances are both well and fine 
But nothing beats good friends,
Make more room by discarding
The odd loose ends.

Chorus.

New projects will bring you joy,
With happy dividends,
Close the book on lost causes
And odd loose ends.

Chorus.
 .
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2015
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Sunday, December 27, 2015

839 - Operation Manual


Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.
This week the word is ‘lewd’, bless her.


Operation Manual

The Karma Sutra is frequently viewed
As wicked, licentious and lewd.
But it’s simply recounting
How a consensual mounting,
Should start, progress and conclude.
 .
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2015
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Sunday, December 20, 2015

838 - Stony Indifference


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: savage, vengeful and tense


Stony Indifference

The planet is most bountiful
And so sustains its riders.
As it has done, age to age,
A generous provider.

Diverse, its passengers
Pillage their most generous host;
Destroying what is beautiful
In a race to own the most.

And what will they have got?
Carnage, in the most tragic sense
If we do not act respectful,
The future is past tense.

And yet we must not forget,
Savage, though scrupulously fair,
A planet cannot be vengeful,
It doesn’t even care.
 .
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2015
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Sunday, December 06, 2015

837 Lackadaisical Sunday


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week are: lackadaisical, makeshift, and nude.
Plus a bonus extra.

Apologies, by the way.
Haven't written much lately.
Been doing stained glass work.


Lackadaisical Sunday

Lackadaisical
There is nothing wrong with that:
It’s time to think.


A woman who hated folk nude
Found the modern-day fashions too crude
But beneath all her clothes
Where no-one else goes,
She was as naked as those she eschewed.


We plan our future.
The future has other plans.
They can overlap.

It’s a makeshift life.
All the plans of yesterday
Are just a guideline.


There once was a fellow called Dave,
Who lathered his balls for a shave.
But an unsteady hand
Had an result, unplanned—
No children to mourn at his grave.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2015
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