LXXIII - The Gotcha Bird

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This photo appeared on Braja's Blog.
It resulted in the following shitty little poem.

The Gotcha Bird

A nasty number is the Gotcha Bird:
A first glance, a lovely little Kingfisher.
But it’s prone to shoot a horizontal turd
From it’s sweetly feathered fling fissure.

Now, defecation's natural, a thing birds do,
And it can make forest walking fearful,
But while other birds will drop in on you
The Gotcha will give you an earful.

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© J Cosmo Newbery
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